ONLY
FORD CAR IS A SYMBOL OF USA MIGHT SAYS THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE
"Over the past century, American business has been driven
by breakthrough technologies," says the newspaper. "Each
decade has been associated with a technological icon that has
seemed to capture its times.
Among these
symbols is the Model T Ford, representing the 1910s. Others are
stock ticker, 1920s; Empire State Building, 1930s; commercial
airplane,
1940s; TV, 1950s; oil tanker, 1960s; computer, 1970s; DNA, 1980s;
cell phone, 1990s; and paper shredder, 2000."
Don't you
love that last one?
AND
TO ADD TO LAST MONTHS LIST OF YOU CAN TELL YOU'RE AN OLD CAR GUY
IF-
- You
remember when the rear windows rolled all the way down.
- You
remember when a full tank of gas could be had for five or six
dollars.
- You
remember when oil was one weight, not multi weight.
(Submitted by John Kavanagh)
- And,
You stepped on the gas and the windshield wipers stopped.
(Submitted by Gary Brown, the famous Jupiter
FL fisherman)
Any others?
How
toTell an Old Car Guy
Steve Thompson in Octobers "Autoweek" was listing
how to tell if you are an old car guy, or, as I would say, geezer
car lover.
Youre an old car guy if---
- You repeatedly
set of the cars alarm by sitting on the remote in your
pocket and you dont know what could be causing it. This
is the 21st century equivalent of an old car not starting after
tune-up because the distributor cap is still in the pocket of
your coveralls.
- You want
to make sure the "delay" headlights really go off,
then walk to the house in the dark.
- You can
set points.
- You check
the water level in your battery.
- You remember
when all cars had bench seats and "three on the tree",
when objects in the passenger side mirror were not closer than
they appeared, the turn signal was the only stalk and the high
beams were on the floor.
- You remember
riding the brakes after going through a puddle to dry them off.
- You remember
when six cylinders were found in economy cars.
- You still
suspicious of unleaded gasoline.
- You are
still suspicious of four cylinders and front wheel drive.
- You owned
a car that didnt have a windshield washer.
- You miss
window vents.
- You remember
when fuel injection, multivalve engines, disk brakes and radial
tires were found only on exotic racing cars.
- You
remember when the rear windows rolled all the way down.
- You
remember when a full tank of gas could be had for five or six
dollars.
- You
remember when oil was one weight, not multi weight.
(Submitted by John Kavanagh)
- And,
You stepped on the gas and the windshield wipers stopped.
(Submitted by Gary Brown, the famous Jupiter
FL fisherman)
Any others?
The list goes on. Maybe you can add to it. Ill publish them
here if you want to share.
.
An
Invitation to Our Old Friends
By
now, most of you know that Rader's Relics has downsized. The corner
on Fairbanks and I-4 became too valuable to have fun on, you will
now find a Hess gas station. We have moved about a half mile from
there. We only have room for about 12 cars and it's really hard
to keep the place full as it's not easy to find replacements when
one sells. For you folks that used to stop in on your trips south,
the 10 cent coke machine is gone along with most of the old signs,
but the phone number is still the same, give us a call and we'll
tell you how to get here ( it's easy ) It's not quite the same
and our wives don't come in anymore, but stop in anyway. We can
swap a few tall tales about old cars and the folks that own them.
A
PHILOSOPHIC NOTE FROM RADER
(Good Reputation Vs. Quick Buck)
Why buy from a full-time dealer? (As opposed to someone who just
dabbles with cars but makes a living at something else.) Because
we need a good reputation. We can't stay in business without it.
In a hobby as large as ours with as many publications available
, word spreads quickly. A "curb-stoner" can "stick
it" to a couple people a year with misrepresented cars and
never worry about bread on the table. We have consciously and
diligently conducted our business to earn an excellent ruputation
for honesty, value and square dealing . After earning it the hard
way (Is there any other way?) I'm not about to gamble on losing
it. I have more to lose than I could ever gain in profit on a
single shady deal.
(Oops! This
sounds like the only reason I'm ethical is that I'm forced. Such
is not the case. But you see the point. If I'm not honest for
any other reason at least you can depend on my enlightened self
interest as a businessman to maintain a good reputation.)
SOME
CAR ADS SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE
I enjoy the contradictions in some. One of my favorites is "Original-Completely
Restored." Come on now. You can't have it both ways. Either
the car is in factory original condition or it has gone through
a nut and bolt restoration to bring it back to original appearance
and operating condition. "All original" Oh really? Still
got the original battery? On a different slant, every day someone
tells me about a car that's "all original" and proceeds
to tell me in great detail that it still has the original interior,
etc, etc. I immediately want to tell them the junkyards (an antiquated
term, but that's another subject) are full of original cars. Your
car can be "original and with only 10,000 miles" and
still be of no value if it has been sitting under a citrus tree
for years. Watch this space for more rants. Maybe you have some
of your own to share. Let me know and I'll print them here. See
ya next month.
FROM
SPORTS CAR MARKET JUNE 2002 BY KEITH MARTIN
"When our Healey lost power on the interstate, its hood-up
pose was like honey to bees for passing enthusiasts. Soon we were
surrounded by new-found friends who removed the fuel pump, adjusted
its stroke, cleaned the points, and got us back underway. I have
an affection for these old, imperfect conveyances that keep popping
into my life. And I have an equal affection for the people who
love these cars as well. Vintage car enthusiasts are generally
thoughtful, often entertaining, and always seem to have a self-deprecating
sense of humor. The latter must come from spending so much time
around machines that keep finding new ways to fail. A life filled
with these funny old cars, and the people who are drawn to them,
is a rich one indeed." I think Mr. Martin said what we have
felt for many years. Thanks Keith
NEW
FREE ADVICE PAGE!
Welcome to the dear Abby and Doctor Laura of old cars. Dick is
Laura with more mechanical experience. I'm Abby with more experience
in values. His
comes from busted knuckles and mine from busted wallet. Anyway,
since we are semi-retired and just hanging around the cracker
barrel here whittling and appraising, there's a lot of experience
and knowledge that may be of help to you. The best part is there
is no charge for this service (assuming you call on your nickel)
The hobby has brought us much pleasure over the years and now
is our opportunity to give something back. Now we can't appraise
your car over the phone but maybe we can get you in the ballpark.
Having trouble finding parts? Is your car worth restoring?
Sell it or keep it?
407-647-1940
(Don't forget the semi-retired irregular hours) or
therelic@bellsouth.net
for Bob or cptbuick@mpinet.net
for Dick.
HOW
CAN YOU JUSTIFY THESE PRICES?
Ever wonder where all these prize winning restorations come from
that you see advertised? They may not say so but they PRICE the
car as if it were a prize winner. If all the AACA and CCCA National
winners from the last five years were for sale it couldn't equal
the number of cars for sale priced as if they were prize winners.
And you assume if it's priced so high it must really be that great.
Not an unreasonable assumption. You spend all your time and money
going to look, or worse, buy sight unseen. Maybe the seller figures
"Ok, my car might not be worth that much, but the buyer might
not know it and I can always lower my price." At Raders Relics
we price sensibly and reasonably to begin with and frankly, my
greatest fear is that people will not bother to come and look
assuming that because our price is lower the car may not be as
good as the overpriced car elsewhere. So a 10% deposit holds a
car for 30 days and if you come see it during that time and don't
like it for any reason your deposit is fully refunded. And we
still have our famous two year buy-back warranty.
.
This
is from Dick Hardman in "Model A's of Greater Orlando"
Thanks for sharing Dick.
Do you converse with your Model A? I do. I always address them
by their name, ask them how they are feeling and listen carefully
to their response. (Mine are named Henry, Clara and Evangeline-if
you don't know why the name Evangeline ask me sometime.) I can't
explain why and my wife thinks I might have a head bolt loose,
but after driving Henry for 27 years, I KNOW he starts and runs
better when I talk to him. Try it! AND, absolutely the best thing
you can do for your A is to drive to our meetings on a regular
basis. They get lonesome not being able to visit with their close
relatives. If you lock your trusty A in a dark garage for months
on end , it will sulk and not greet you with enthusiasm when you
finally dash out into the garage and ask it to take you to a meeting.
It may very well refuse to go. (I hope this wasn't too technical.)