WE LOVE OLD CARS BUT THERE'S A FEW THINGS WE DON'T MIND GIVING UP WHEN WE GET READY TO TAKE A LONG TRIP OR USE FOR DAILY COMMUTING. SUCH AS:
Bias ply tires
Grease fittings
Non dimming mirrors
Weak headlights
Vapor lock
Vinyl seats
Leaded gas
Tune ups
Overheating and boiling over
Pre-roll bars (front stabilizers)
Dynamos (generators)
6V systems
Oil bath air cleaners
No electric windshild defrosters
Vacume windshield wipers
No windshield washers
No adjustable wiper speeds
No seat belts
Sharp projectiles on dash board
Impaling steering columns
And if you're in the south of course, air conditioning
What have I missed?
(Don't worry, I still love old cars. Just thought we need to remember the other side)
DOES THE NAME ON YOUR CAR SAY SOMETHING ABOUT YOU?
The Dear Abby column in today's paper had a letter from a lady who said that when they traveled she and her husband passed the time coming up with the cars that fitted certain professions.
Such as:
Greek poet Homer would drive a Honda Odyssey.
A firefighter drives a Chevy Blazer.
An entomologist crawls through traffic in a Porsche Spyder (or Ferrari)
A meteorologist would drive a Honda Element.
An astronomer would drive a Mitsubishi Eclipse.
The optician would drive a Ford Focus.
Picasso would paint the town in his Nissan Cube.
The ornithologist drives his Ford Falcon.
Abby's readers grabbed the ball and sent in:
Jacques Cousteau has a Plymouth Barracuda.
King Arthur drives an Excalibur Phaeton.
Dog the Bounty Hunter has a Mercury Tracer.
Disney's dalmation hating Cruella of course drives a Cadillac Deville.
The warden drives a Ford Escape.
Clint Eastwood sports around in a Dodge Magnum.
Carl Sagan drove a Mercury Comet (or a Plymouth Satellite)
Bruce Jenner has a Javelin.
There are many others to think about. Send them to me and I'll publish them here.
Last but not least the Twelve Disciples, naturally, would have a Honda.
(All in one Accord)
ACRONYMS FOR CARS
Audi
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Buick
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Chevrolet
Can Hear Every Valve On Long Extended Trips
Cheap Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Dodge
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Ford
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Honda
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
Hyundai
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
Mazda
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Oldsmobile
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Saab
Send Another Automobile Back
Toyota
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Volvo
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
DIDJA EVER NOTICE THE FUN OF SLOW CARS?
In a previous life I had a couple two cycle three cylinder mix-the-oil-in-the-gas Saabs. One was the rare GT with racing stripes and a Halda Speed Pilot for rallying. I had cut out the last muffler which was a sort of resonator so it had a wonderful racing sound not unlike some of today's crotch rockets. The two cycle with a power stroke on every revolution made it sound a lot faster than it was.
The point I wish to share here is that I had more fun squirting around in that car than any Ferrari or muscle car in all the years since.Have you ever noticed the Model T speedster or original Mini Cooper driver squeezing out every bit of his car's performance? He is invariably grinning like a fool while hardly breaking the law. Oh, what fun we have doing this. The same situation applied to some of the early Hondas, but that group has grown more powerful and faster so now they have become similar to today's sporty types. You can't begin to enjoy wringing out the performance unless you're on a race track or the autobahn. If you drive an M class BMW or any of the hotter Mustangs, Camaros, et al, it's like using a battleship to go duck hunting, not to mention the thoroughbred hitched to a milk wagon.
"Sports Car Market's Arizona Insiders Guide" has an article by John Stein that tells us -- NINE MUSCLE CAR SLEEPERS
1975 Chevrolet Corvette
The low point of Corvette horsepower rating, 165-HP. It was the last Vette convertible until 1986 and the engine can be built to be stronger if you wish. You end up with a $8000 to $20,000 car.
1962 Chrysler Newport
The coupe which can be bought for $2500 to $15,000 shares underpinnings with the 61 300C but has a 265-HP V8 plus the fancy instrument panel, push button transmission and cantilevered headlights.
1960 Ford Galaxie has a large greenhouse window area and was not popular at the time but has worn well in style. $5000 to $15,000--coupe preferred.
1964-1966 Ford Mustang
The earlier less muscled plain coupe (not fastback) with V8 can be had for $2500 to $15,000.
1964-1966 Plymouth Barracuda
Generally less appreciated, the first generation fastback is a nice smaller car with a 273ci V8 and still desirable with the famous forever running slant six. $2500-$15,000.
1968-1970 American Motors AMX
Came late to the muscle car race and the black sheep of the group for years, it could be had with a 315-HP 390-ci big block. It can be had for $22,000- $27,500, a fraction of what a big block Camaro will bring.
1964-1966 Dodge Dart
Another one late to the party, could be had in V8 in 1966 and actually won some races and began to rid itself of the "secretary's, school teacher's car" stigma. Plan on spending $10,000 to $20,000.
1964-1965 Chevrolet Malibu
Try to find the SS with a small block V8. The big blocks are too expensive. $10,000-$45,000.
1964-1965 Ford Falcon
The second issue with brick styling as opposed to the original bullet style can be had with a small block V8. A tidy car based on the same architecture as the Mustang. (Or more correctly the other way around since the Falcon came first) $5000-$25,000.
A FINACIAL EXPERT'S VIEWPOINT I DISSAGREE WITH
The Financial Times of August 29 2009 says:
“High-Octane Prices for Top Classic Cars Put Investors in Poll Position”
By John Reed in London
“ Someone who bought a rare Bugatti, Jaguar or Ferrari in top condition would have done better during the downturn than an investor in almost any other asset, industry observers say, including stocks, fine art or even gold.
“There has been a flight into real assets,” says Historic Automobile Group founder Dietrich Hatlapa, a former Baring Securities and ING banker and collector who designed the HAGI Top, a new index that tracks the prices of a cross-section of historic cars.
“People want something they can look at and touch in the evening, rather than a piece of paper in the bank.”
“While turnover at top classic car auctions has fallen since before the financial crisis, auction houses are still reporting brisk business, and setting records.”
The article continues........
“The HAGI index, which Mr Hatlapa designed with another former banker and which tracks 11 marques and 38 models, has risen by nearly 39 percent from it's launch at the beginning of 2008 to the end of July.”
“Artprice.com's Art Price Global Index fell by 29 percent in euro terms over the same period. The Liv-ex 100 Fine Wine index, tracking 100 sought-after wines fell by more than 10 percent. Spot gold prices have risen by about 15 percent since the beginning of 2008.”
From what I've seen, I find those HAGI index figures highly suspect. Bob Rader
PLAY THE MUSCLE CAR GAME AT YOUR OWN PERIL
From New York Times via Jalopnik by Murilee Martin October 11, 2009
You need nerves like bridge cables to play the muscle car auction game, as exemplified by the crazy up and downs of the famous Truppi-King and Tommy Kling Chevelle SS 454 convertible drag racer.
Back in 1970, Ralph King built an L6-equipped Chevelle convertible that utterly dominated the SS-EA class that season. After that, the car knocked around the country in your typical famous-race-car odyssey, eventually getting restored back to street-legal trim and selling for $1.2 million at Barrett-Jackson in 2006. Last month, the same car fetched....$264,000 at auction. What will it be worth when the financiopocalypse is over?
ARE AMERICANS GOING TO STOP LOVING THEIR CARS?
The just finished Woodward Cruise celebration of cars in Detroit was almost as big as ever even in this time of great economic uncertainty.
But what is the future of auto enthusiasm? Does the advent of computerized, alternative-fueled, utilitarian transport modules along with economic hard times and increasing federal and state control mean we will lose the spark of love that has been there in the past? Will the human drive to create something unique die? Will there be no more customizing done? No more modified power trains? You might as well ask will the human drive to create and individualize die.
The answer is heavens no.
We may not see how it's going to be done but you know that the human always adjusts to his environment and I just know there are kids right now playing with the bits and bytes and jiggering programs altering factory settings.
I can't even imagine what the cruises will look like in thirty years but I'm sure they will still be around.
How do the antiques fit in this situation?
The more drastic the changes the more value we put on what we lose, the more nostalgic we become. So I don't doubt the future of car collecting. Based on the fantastic changes taking place in the auto world there are going to be more and more people looking for the loves no longer available.
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From Funhumor on the net
What your car says about you
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Mitsubishi Diamonte - I don't know what it means either.
Nissan 300ZX -I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass -I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts.
Peugeot 505 Diesel -I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon -I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans Am -I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 911 Turbo -I have a three inch thingie.
Porsche 944 -I am dating a big haired woman that otherwise would be inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow -I think Pat Buchannon is a bit too liberal.
Saturn SC2 -(See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy -I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu.
Toyota Camry -I am still in the closet.
Volkswagon Beetle -I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet -I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus -I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon -I am frightened of my wife.
FROM FUNEHUMOR ON THE NET
Dated but still fun.
WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU
Acura- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura NSX- I am impotent
Audi 90 – I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue – I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado _ I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson
Cadillac Seville – I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro _ I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette – I like seeing peoples reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette – I'm in a midlife crisis
Chevrolet El Camino – I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba – I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z – I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart – I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona – I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ferrari Testarossa – I am known to prematurely ejaculate
Ford Fairmont – (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang – I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria – I enjoy having people slow down to 55 and change lane when
I pull up behind them
Geo Storm – I wil start the eleventh grade in the fall
Geo Tracker – I will start the twelfth grade in the fall
Honda Del Sol – I have always said half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic – I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord – I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Infinity Q45 – I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Iszuzu Impulse – I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports
Jaguar XJ6 – I am so rich I will pay $60,000 for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year
Kia Sephia – I learned nothing from the failure of the Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach – I have only one testicle
Lincoln Town Car – I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis – See above
Mercedes 500SL – I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560 SEL – I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata – I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen wheeler
MGB – I am dating a mechanic
TO BE CONTINUED ….............
BEST CAR-SHOW HORROR STORY
From Car And Driver January 2009
From Larry and Linda Adams
Several years ago, we were accepted for entry in the Pebble Beach Concours. I parked our 1947 Lincoln Continental coupe in our class, with an 810 Cord, a Brewster Opera Car, and some other really exquisite cars. It was going to be a tough class. After wiping down the car for 10th time, I decided to take a break and sat in the front seat with a cup of coffee and the Sunday paper.
Halfway through the sports section, I lowered the paper and saw a man at the front of the car with both hands on the hood ornament ! My first thought was to start the car and run over him. Sanity prevailed, and I hit the horn ring instead. The car had extremely loud horns. As the hood-ornament fondler fell over backward, the white cane on his arm came into view.
Three hours later, the judges arrived. Two of the three judges were Strother MacMinn and Phill Hill. Phil had entered his 1931 4.5 Blower Bentley in the concourse.
While checking the operation of lights, turn signals, etc., the unknown third judge asked me to operate the power windows. On this Lincoln they were operated by an electric pump with a brake-fluid reservoir mounted on the fire wall. I opened the driver's-side door and lowered the window. As I pushed the button to raise the window, the hydraulic cylinder in the door sprang a leak. The judges shoe was directly in the stream of brake fluid leaking from the drain hole in the bottom of the door. I saw it, he didn't.
I spoke to Phil Hill after the event. He told me that virtually the only difference between our first-place car and the second-place car was that we had authentic cloth-covered wiring under the dash whereas the other car had plastic-covered wiring!
No mention of the shoe.
Final score:
One blind guy knocked down. One judge's shoe ruined.
IS THE THRILL GONE?
In the May 30th issue of The Wall Street Journal an emotional article by P.J. O'Rourke is titled "The End of The Affair."
He is talking about the end of America's love affair with the automobile; how it has become more a utility and no more a romantic relationship. He says there is a similarity between the horse and horsepower. Cars replaced horses in our hearts. "Once we caught a glimpse of a well-turned Goodyear, checked out the curves of the bodywork and gaped at that swell pair of headlights, well the old grey mare was not what she used to be. We embarked upon life in the fast lane with our new paramour. It was a great love story of man and machine. The road to the future was paved with bliss."
When we first rode horses there was a connection between the man and the steed. It was a source of power, the prestige of a noble mount. A matter of status and being cool. He blames the current situation to some degree on pointy-headed busybodies who don't care about climate change, gas mileage or whether we survive a head on with one of their tax-sucking mass-transit projects. The car has become an appliance, an office, rec room, communications hub, breakfast nook and recycling bin.They want us to hate our car. "How proud and handsome would Bucephalas look, or Traveler or Rachel Alexander, with seat and shoulder belts, air bags, 5 MPH bumpers and a maze of pollution-control equipment under the tail?" he asks.
The long article should be read by old car lovers. It is elequent, biting and humorous as well.
BEST CAR-SHOW HORROR STORY
From Car And Driver January 2009
From Larry and Linda Adams
Several years ago, we were accepted for entry in the Pebble Beach Concours. I parked our 1947 Lincoln Continental coupe in our class, with an 810 Cord, a Brewster Opera Car, and some other really exquisite cars. It was going to be a tough class. After wiping down the car for 10th time, I decided to take a break and sat in the front seat with a cup of coffee and the Sunday paper.
Halfway through the sports section, I lowered the paper and saw a man at the front of the car with both hands on the hood ornament ! My first thought was to start the car and run over him. Sanity prevailed, and I hit the horn ring instead. The car had extremely loud horns. As the hood-ornament fondler fell over backward, the white cane on his arm came into view.
Three hours later, the judges arrived. Two of the three judges were Strother MacMinn and Phill Hill. Phil had entered his 1931 4.5 Blower Bentley in the concourse.
While checking the operation of lights, turn signals, etc., the unknown third judge asked me to operate the power windows. On this Lincoln they were operated by an electric pump with a brake-fluid reservoir mounted on the fire wall. I opened the driver's-side door and lowered the window. As I pushed the button to raise the window, the hydraulic cylinder in the door sprang a leak. The judges shoe was directly in the stream of brake fluid leaking from the drain hole in the bottom of the door. I saw it, he didn't.
I spoke to Phil Hill after the event. He told me that virtually the only difference between our first-place car and the second-place car was that we had authentic cloth-covered wiring under the dash whereas the other car had plastic-covered wiring!
No mention of the shoe.
Final score:
One blind guy knocked down. One judge's shoe ruined.
DIDJA EVER NOTICE?
A while back I wrote about how the magazines road testing cars were all hyper on the number and placement of cup holders. Come to think about it now it was probably twenty years ago. Anyway, I find they are off on a new tangent now. They are intent on reporting to us (Like it's very important) just how fast the convertible's top goes up and down. (twenty seconds is common) Like, who cares, really. Did you ever wonder how fast your intended new convertible's top took to retract? Never mind the warranty or the mileage or the comfort or the mechanical specs.
When I was first buying convertibles it took just as long as you wanted. If it was raining your date and you jumped out and got that sucker up lickety- split. I recently sold a 39 Buick four door convertible that two men and a boy working in unison and very carefully, would spend at least five minutes to do the job. After practice it could be done in two and a half minutes.
Ah, the good old days.........
From Classic Cars December 2008 Simon Kidston Opinion column says Never Mind Profit:
"There's not much cheer in the press at the moment- you'd be excused for wondering if the world is about to cave in. Yet this morning news landed on my desk from a well-known Swiss Ferrari historian that a 375 MM Pinin Farina Spyder has changed hands for $9 million."
"My advice? Many of us have been here before and I'm sure it won't be the last time either. If you own classic cars mainly as an investment, and have done so for any length of time, then you've probably done rather nicely already and now's probably a good time to take the money and look for the next Big Thing."
"If on the other hand, you're more interested in driving , polishing or just dreaming about your four-wheeled fantasy, forget about profit and loss and get on with making money in your day job. After all, what else are you going to spend your hard earned gains on? Sure, we all enjoy living somewhere comfortable, but is that house extension you hardly ever use going to give you more pleasure than Sunday drives in a classic sports car?"
Last month I asked you if cars ever talk to you as they often do me and a reply came from Ramon Littell, Professor Emeritus at the University of Florida. In the early 60s he had a 1957 Ford Sunliner with 312 V8, 3 speed and overdrive. It was in Dresden Blue and he still has a picture of it. Just looking at the photo he hears the car say, "No matter what you get, you'll never have one as beautiful as I was."
Let's hear from more of you.
THE WEB SITE JALOPNIC REMINDS ME
Many years ago in one of these editorials I explained that we old car lovers hear cars talking to us.
From the back row of a used car lot in Atlanta many long years ago a 1935 Ford Tudor called to me saying “I may look run down at the heels now but I was once beautiful and I can be again with a little help from you.” It's happened to me since—with a 1947 Desoto ($275) a 1950 Packard ($250) and many others. It's still happening but the prices aren't anywhere near the same of course.
What does your car say to you?
“Please replace the oil I left on the floor during the last week” or, “Don't forget I prefer Hi-Test”
Let's hear from you . What do they say to you?
I'm liable to publish your thoughts here.
IN THE FEBRUARY 2, 2009 ISSUE OF FORBES MAGAZINE
PAUL JOHNSON IN HIS COLUMN CURRENT EVENTS WRITES--
ART IS FOR LOVE, NOT INVESTMENT
“In times like these when wealthy people are at a loss as to where to safely put their money, persuasive voices are often raised: Invest in art. That's dangerous advice- and I know a little about the subject. My father was an artist and the headmaster of an art school. I was practically born in a studio and heard art discussed throughout my childhood. I have drawn and painted since the age of 3. Much of my life I've spent visiting art collections the world over, buying drawings and painting and writing about art. But I think investing in art to make money is a fool's game. The art market—now enormous and global—is crowded with smooth-talking con men (and women) who make Wall Street fraudsters look like amateurs. Art values are determined by unpredictable trends that are rarely linked to quality. And who's the arbiter of quality anyway?”
“If you love works of art, read up on the subject and visit museums. Then buy because you want to possess certain objects and have them in your home to look at and enjoy. But don't collect in order to make money. You won't. And you'll have a painful, anxious time of it as well.”
Johnson goes on to say that he must admit there are a few examples of people who have proved outstanding art collectors.
Among them--- Henry Clay Frick (1849-1919)
King Charles I of England and especially the de' Medicis
I can only say the obvious-- Collecting cars fits this image just as well. Buy what you love. Don't even think about making money.
HOW OLD IS YOUR CAR IN PEOPLE YEARS?
Like dogs and fine wine, cars age differently than humans. Now there is a formula to tell us how old your car is in human years
Thanks to BLUE DONUT.COM (THEIR FORMULA)
A simple calculation can tell you your car's age in people years. Take the mileage on the car's odometer and divide by the model year. The result is your car's age if it were a person.
For example my 1977 Chevy pickup that has 93,000 miles (true first time around) is just 47. Still in the shank of life.
CLASSIC MUSTANG OWNER ASSESSES THE AUTO INDUSTRY
From The Wall Street Journal December 2008 by Kate Linebaugh
Mark Mosteller, a retired high school physics teacher, stood in front of his red and white Mustang, pondering the future of the U.S. auto industry.
“You know what I’d say? Take your money out of stocks and invest it in this,” gesturing to his car at a Mustang show before the reveal of the 2010 Mustang.
He cashed in his IRA in 1995 and invested the $15,000 restoring his car. It’s now worth about $72,000.
“I raised two kids in it, drove daily to work for 25 years, and of course, it was my hobby,” Mr. Mosteller, 76, said as the sun set on the Santa Monica airport showgrounds.
Joking aside, he looked out and said the redesigned Mustang is the wrong direction from where the government wants the industry to go. “These cars are the opposite of green,” he said. He worries about the economy and the future, and about government oversight. “But we’ll always drive on the highways.”
RADERS COMMENTS
Note that he did this some thirteen years ago. You can’t take your money out of the stock market now to put in anything else because the money you have there has gone down so much it’s a pittance. Don’t you wish you could have heard this news at least six months ago?
If things keep going the way they are now his car isn’t going to be worth any $72,000 either. Methinks I already see a softening of the classic car market. The real test will come in January at the big auctions in Scottsdale. Keep tuned here.
ALSO
Last month I mentioned words that are being lost in our lifetime (Hi-Test is now Premium) asking for your input.
Steve Sklute in Tallahassee says, “Anybody with a 1955 Ford that had dual exhausts from the factory, with any luck could convince mom and dad that Smittys would improve fuel economy. What a beautiful sound!”
Let us hear some more from you.
HUMOR CHANGES WITH AGE
I really hadn’t noticed the economic problems-- Until yesterday. I went out to buy a new electric toaster –And they gave me a free Bank. I told that story at a gathering or ROMEOs (retired old men eating out) while in the mountains of NC. It got lots of laughs. Came back to Orlando and told it to my kids and their kids. Nothing. No laughs. They have no memory of banks giving out toasters when you opened a new account. Which made me remember gas stations giving out glasses Amazing how time changes when you’re not noticing. I call it Hi Test gas. They call it Premium. Let’s start a list of the words that have changed or been lost during our lifetime. What do you miss? Running boards? I want to hear from you.
THE ECONOMY HAS GOT OUR ATTENTION
Even if we weren't looking at the most important election in our lifetime ( I feel free to say that since I'm older than the majority of you) there's something much more important that is afoot. The future of our way of life is threatened by worldwide economic chaos. What kind of attitude should one maintain in these circumstances? How should I, as an individual react to what the world is presenting? ( More directly the congress, the media, elected leaders) Our reaction to the presented problems is what makes the difference between a Chicken Little and a poised person in control of himself and his situation. I'm not sure where the truth is, and I don't believe I'm hearing anything but spin from the politicos as well as the bureaucrats. This should abate hopefully after the election but the much bigger problem of the economy will still occupy us and the unwashed masses who never took Econ 101 (and many who did) will be unable to understand what is going to happen.
Washington is going to have to run the presses around the clock just printing money. There is no other scenario possible. This means we are going to see inflation like we never dreamed possible in America. Your dollars are going to be worth very little. This means the hard assets you own will become the best investments you have. This includes many things, your home, land, equipment, gold, and many types of collectibles like art, coins, stamps, barbed wire, etc. This includes CARS. ( You knew I had to eventually get to this point)
Remember Rudyard Kipling's, "If you can keep your head when all those about you are losing their's and blaming it on you, you'll be a man my son."
I welcome your thoughts on the collectible car market and anything even remotely related (Like the subject above)
You don't even have to buy one of Raders Relics
HEY IT'S 1987 AGAIN............
On the weekend of June 26-29 2008 RM Auctions sold a collection of mostly #1 and #2 cars from the Art Astor collection in Anaheim California. It was a large collection too- over 200 cars. The point being it wasn't just a few isolated freakish results, but a large cross section of super nice cars. Again, I note they were only first class cars and not just heavy classics or just muscle cars or just foreign exotics, but some garden variety cars were included. The prices were out of sight.I don't know if there were any new records set but I can tell you the results seem to perfectly parallel what occurred in 1987 when the stock market fell 500 points in one day. Speculators got out of the usual investments in paper (stocks, bonds, et al) and went after collectibles. (Hard goods like old Dutch masters paintings early american furniture and OLD CARS) This led to the 59 Eldorado convertibles and Ferraris going impossibly high for the normal collector and about three years later the speculators taking a deserved bath when real estate fell and the bubbble including V12 Jaguars, Eldorados and Ferraris burst. These cars are only now, years later, achieving their previous levels.
This is going to be interesting to watch.
IF THIS ECONOMY KEEPS GOING THE WAY IT IS NOW....
Just watch. If you remember, not a long time ago we were all aghast that the Japanese were buying up expensive American real estate. Now we're crying because Budweiser is becoming a foreign company. The American dollar has lost so much value that our stuff is worth more to the foreigners than us. I remember a time when our best collectible cars were going abroad--being lost to us. All because of the dollar vs. the pound or yen.
Here we go again.
And globalization is assisting it.
We're going to lose some of our most valuable cars.
But don't worry because the worm always turns. The Japanese lost money when they had to sell off the American real estate and their Ferrari Testa Rosas.
And there seems to be a similarity between the economy and the weather. It always changes. I predict the cars we are about to lose (It's always the cream of the crop too) will be back if you and I live long enough to see it. Fifty years ago I wouldn't have been so sanguine about this, but age and maturity does give one a certain calm in crisis.
Plus, if globalization has anything to do with it we're going to see the major foreign currencies fall soon, not just in sympathy to the dollar but they are going to be paying more for their oil, copper, and other commodities just like we are.
It's a little late to jump on the bandwagon buying gold, but it's not too late to invest in a collectible car. Other collectibles are still growing. Rare watches are hitting new records at auction. Christies recently sold a Monet for $37,000,000.
From the January issue of CAR COLLECTOR, Edward Herrmann talks about our DNA........
" There is something about automobiles that simply speaks to us on a deeper level than the need to move from point A to point B. Is it nostalgia? Surely- the longing to return to a time that seems simpler and more manageable, kinder, and more gracious. But usually, if one if one has become successful enough to afford an old car or what is more imortant, to restore one, we want to experience even at a distance of time, a more elegant life. But to be honest, it isn't just elegance or style or refinement or even excitement. It's all of these things.
............The essential ingredient in our love for this hobby: the human response to something authentic. We seek in these wonderful machines an experience that satisfies us intellectually, emotionally, and physically. An experience that isn't fake and prepackaged as so much is in contemporary life. And from the smiles and shouts of good will from everyone we pass on a tour, I think all of us owners should get a tax credit for contributing to the psychological wellbeing of this wonderful country. I don't look for this to happen anytime soon- our lawmakers don't seem to have much imagination. Still, we have the cars, and we have the fun, and we have the friendships. And on the whole, I have to say it's a wonderful life."
It's nice to see a respected member of the hobby express the thoughts you have seen expressed here in our old editorials. Check them out when you have time to waste. Just click on archives. They go back nearly ten years, some maudlin, some humorous.( While we've been in business over thirty years we've only been on the net for about ten)
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED
I AM PAYING MORE FOR A TANK OF GASOLINE NOW THAN I HAVE PAID FOR CARS IN THE PAST
(And it's not just because I'm old)
This was shared with us by David Donaldson in Orlando
How To Drive In New Jersey
1. First, you must learn how to pronounce Newark....It is New-erk, not New-ark.
(Actually, it's pronounced 'NORK'.)
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 a.m. to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 p.m. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on the turnpike is
85 mph. On the Garden State Parkway it's 105 or 110. Anything less is considered 'Wussy.'
4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Jersey has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, in Monmouth County , SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.
6. Never honk at anyone. EVER. It's another offense that can get you shot.
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in all of Jersey Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit "more exciting".
8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats, barrels, cones, celebs, rubber-neckers, shredded tires, cell-phoners, deer and other road kill, and the homeless feeding on any of these items.
9. Mapquest does not work here -- none of the roads are where they say they are or go where they say they do. And all the Turnpike EZ pass lanes are moved each night once again to make your ride more exciting.
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been 'accidentally activated.'
11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 70 in a 55-65mph zone, you are considered a road hazard and will be 'flipped off' accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.
12. Do not try to estimate travel time -- just leave Monday afternoon for Tuesday appointments, by noon Thursday for Friday, and right after church on Sunday for anything on Monday morning.
DRIVING IN THE MIDWEST **
From funhumor.com
1. When the light turns green you have 3 more seconds to go throught the intersection.
2. It is not necessary to completely change lanes to pass another vehicle.
3.You are required to keep a two-tenths-of-a-second distance between you and the car in front.
4. Crosswalks are painted on the road purely for decoration.
5. You are required to speed up if it appears somebody will be changing lanes to pass in front of you.
6. Turn signals... purely optional. (Mainly because of rule #5.)
7. The actual speed limit is 20 mph faster than the posted limit.
8. Parking lots: Natures perfect shortcut.
9. At STOP signs, you must slow down to 20 mph and be prepared to stop if you see a police car.
10. People crossing the street are assumed to be walking fast enough to be out of your lane by the time you get there.
11. If you are waiting at a red light, and there is nobody there to see you go through it, did you break the law?
** Note from Rader: - Or the north or south or east....I kinda agree with #11-Like the treee that falls and nobody there to hear it.

THE CAR THAT GOT AWAY
Is the title of an article by Jennifer Saranow in the January 11 2008 copy of the Wall Street Journal about the lengths men will go to find the car they once loved.
I guess it’s only logical. It’s even more difficult to go back to our first human love, but not impossible to find our first vehicle.
“Middle-aged men are going to extraordinary lengths to locate the actual vehicles they drove decades ago. They are trolling online car classifieds, cold-calling junkyards and hiring lost-car detectives to help. When they get desperate, they’re begging friends in law enforcement to run serial numbers and even sending instant messages to strangers who live near the last known person to own the car.”
Excuse me while Dr. Rader, the philosopher takes over.
This phenomenon belongs with others just as important in today’s society like-
The fact that people consider it normal that the majority of the good looking women in LA are augmented.
The fact that Viagra and Botox are main line everyday normal.
The fact that families with children aren’t eating supper together.
Let’s get a sense of balance here. What brought this country it’s incredibly high standard of living is being lost . We have the luxury of time to worry about things that should be unimportant while we forget the values that have brought us to this point.
Ok, ok, self centeredness and vanity aren’t entirely new in human experience.
And truth be known , the chances of me finding a certain 49 Ford convertible after 50 years is impossible.
A word of caution to you who may be searching the that certain car. Drive another one of the same type first. It’s a fact of life that memories do exaggerate and romanticize things. You will be sobered quickly when you try to get the larger you into the tiny MGTF or hit the first corner at highway speed in the ox cart suspension of a 59 Flip-top Ford.
If you are sober and still love old cars we’re still here for you.
IS HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF, OR, A WORD TO THE WISE
After over thirty years in this business I can at least look back now and report some things that may be of some interest to those newer in the hobby.
I never paid attention to what my elders told me when I was a sprout myself, so I really don’t expect anybody to pay much attention to what I espouse here, but do you remember what happened in 1987 when the stock market fell 500 points in one day? Many investors took their money out of the market and what did they do with it? Not all, but many decided to invest in collectables. Collectables like fine art, antique American furniture, and, yes, old cars. The values of collectable cars went up drastically. Now I realize there are some dissimilarities between 1987 and the situation today but there are also some similarities. Basically the money is coming out of stocks and people don’t want to just let it sit there not earning something or at least giving some opportunity for pleasure, which they certainly aren’t getting watching their investment in the stock market go down. You can’t enjoy looking at the numbers go down on the monthly statement from your broker. You can at least look at and drive and have fun with your Packard or Model A while it might just go up in value too.
So I predict we’re going to see some rank amateurs bidding at the big auctions and driving up prices. Except for the muscle cars which are finally showing signs of deserved weakness, but that’s another subject.
1911 OLDSMOBILE LIMITED 7-PASSENGER TOURING
This car was the subject of an article in Sports Car Market’s January issue by Miles Collier.
He discusses the strange way we value originality versus perfection. Here we have an example of an unrestored genuine barn find to compare with the 1912 Limited that sold at Otis Chandler’s estate auction a year ago. That car was seen as “the finest and most desirable in existence” a very expensive restoration. It sold for $1,250,000.
The 1911 car sold at the recent William Swigart auction for $1,650,000.
Apparently we’re finally beginning to see greater appreciation in the marketplace for historic integrity. In the past perfect operating capability was more valued. The perfect restoration mechanically and cosmetically was the most valuable car. The car needing a total restoration was a pitiful heap. Collectors could only see immense amounts of costs to make the car correct.
This situation has been the opposite of the scene in other collectable markets for some time. Furniture, silver, porcelain, firearms, clocks and others like scientific instruments have been valued for their original patina. You only need to watch PBS’s Antiques Road Show to hear an expert explain to the unfortunate owner of an early American highboy that if she had left it with all its poor looking worn finish it would be worth $80,000 instead of just $10,000 now. Sure it looks beautiful with the new brass drawer pulls, hand made tapered legs and gloss, but spending $6000 has cost her $70,000.
Collier says, “By erasing the evidence of history, the car loses its identity as a historical object, which is the only real value in the first place. Without evidence of time, what does a real object offer the collector that a perfect replica does not?”
Obviously the collector car market has matured to takes its place along side the other older groups like numismatists and philatelists. Next thing you know we’ll have our own fancy name too
MORE BUYERS IN THE MARKETPLACE
By Gary Anderson
From Sports Car Marketplace, December 2007
Who buys collectible cars? Baby Boomers, that's who. When the boys in uniform got home from WWII in 1945, after postponing marriage for four years, they had one thing on their minds. The inevitable result was that the birth rate immediatly skyrocketed. As prosperity took hold in the early 1950s, plans for a second, third, even fourth child filled new homes in the suburbs.
By 1964, considered the last year of the baby boom, four out of every ten Americans were under the age of 20. This is the biggest single age group in the history of the world.
This was also the first generation that grew up with a garage by every house and an automobile, or two, in every garage. So we shouldn't be surprised that the Boomers are trying to recapture the magic times of their teen-age years through period automobiles
They are at the age when they have spare time, spare income, and spare garage space with which to indulge their hobby.
Bottom line: More customers than ever before are signing up for bidders badges at the big classic car auctions and roaming the internet looking for bargains in the cars they aspired to own during their teen-age years. Furthermore, this wave of first-time buyers won't abate for another five to ten years, when the last member of the Baby Boom reach their fifth decade of life.
Attention Baby Boomers:
Raders Relics is ready for you. Check out our inventory.
AN EXCERPT FROM THE FEBRUARY 2007 SPORTS CAR MARKET BY THOR THORSON
A friend of mine is an antique dealer who now deals in collector cars and he taught me what I consider the most basic rule of collecting: What was special then is special now: what was ordinary then may be rare now, but it's not special.
If you are going to collect old things and are concerned with the investment aspects, always buy things that were "special" when they were new. Steuben crystal will always be more desirable than Depression glass: a Ferrari will be a better investment than a Fiat. I find it useful to define this concept by adding rankings, sort of accumulating points for various characteristics. The most valuable set is for things that were special, even famous, in their own time (Ferrari GTO).
The second set is for things that were associated with special people or events (Clark Gable's Duesenberg), while a third can be assigned to simple rarity (a 3¢ stamp with the airplane printed upside down may just be a piece of paper, but it's the only one).
With something that can be played with, like a car, the question of how much and how easily you can play with it becomes vital in determining desirability. By looking at that factor you can get a pretty good feel for where virtually any collectable should fit.
Thorson says it well. Raders Relics has been saying it for thirty years now. Nice to see someone else independantly confirming my thoughts.
Eyes on the Road
The Wall Street Journal of Aug 21 has a column, "Eyes on the Road" by Joseph B. White. He discusses a subject we've covered here a couple times already. He quotes some respected people in the hobby and it's nice to find they are confirming what I've been saying.
Here are some excerpts.....
"So 25 years from now, what will classic car fanatics be parading down Woodward Avenue or bidding on at Pebble Beach? What cars will emerge from beneath oily rags to delight some middle-aged buff in 2032? It's not an easy question. There have been some fairly severe automotive-design droughts during the past 25 years or so. Will someone who discovers a 1982 Chevrolet Citation under a drop cloth in the old barn experience some form of excitement-- unless that person happens to need something to run in a demolition derby?
Still experts in the business of automotive culture, design and collecting say there will be a vibrant classic car scene years from now, particularly if car fans broaden their minds.
At the high end, the key will as always, be rarity. Exotics such as the Bugatti Veyron, limited run Ferraris and Porsches will likely grace the Pebble Beach Auctions. More attainable cars could find favor as well, The Datsun 240Z, Dodge Viper, Buick GNX and limited special Mustangs.
Also Corvettes Z06, Chrysler 300 SRT8, Viper, Prowler, convertible PT Cruiser, Cadillac CTS V, Audi's original TT, new Beetle and Mini Cooper S. Future Woodward Dream Cruises could have crazy hot Hondas. One challenge will confront preservationists: Maintaining and replacing the onboard computers. There will be a business for someone who can build a generic computer, plug and play, to allow a current car to keep rolling 25 years from now. People collect from their youth." We already see some starting to collect AMC Pacers, Pintos, et al.